There may be. But that is one of mine.

Your assumption would be incorrect.

I'm just gonna take the risk and say I loved the Lynch film. Saw it in my youth, and it was so godamn weird that it locked into my brain, and I love it to this day. Plus - much faster pace than the book.

Titanic. If I wanted to watch a director indulge his nerd hobby to the tune of a multi-million-dollar spectacle with a pre-determined outcome, and a cast with only one bright spot (Mz Winslet), then I'd… um… crap. I didn't really plan this sentence out.

Thank god there's a place to talk about this finally. I wanted SO BAD to love it, as I love every single aspect of it, except the film itself and its follow-up series. The cast? Amazing. The director? Hilarious. The one joke that stretches past the breaking point? Schmeh…

ΌΧΙ! ΕΙΜΑΙ ΑΚΡΙΒΩΣ ΠΟΥ μπορώ να πω ότι είμαι! Uh, I mean… No! I am exactly who I say I am! -ahem-

HA! Fair enough. But if I were to post my review of "Dogtooth" (which would basically just be "NONONONONONO" for five pages), you'd know I wasn't. Loved that movie until I hated it. Which happened in one screening.

Saw this one a while ago when I was travelling. It is every bit as bleak and hilarious and depressing and laugh-inducing as any film I've seen for a while. It's an oxy moron of a film that does all of its jobs so well and draws you in so totally, you'll barely notice it until it's over.