You crossed a line, Sean O'Neal
You're an habitual line crosser!

"But wait! We have Elton John! And there's a meerkat and a flatulent warthog!"
…is my criteria for every movie I choose to watch. Also, my criteria for choosing vacation resorts.

"Free Bird!"

Ooooh, I want to be John Elway!
*imagines*: "Elway takes the snap and runs it in for a touchdown! Thanks to Elway's last second magic the final score of Super Bowl XXX is Denver 7, San Francisco 56."

Oh, god, how I second Steve Albini for American Idol!

Oh!
So, HERE's where Firefly is. Finally, the question gets answered.

He May Pork her,
finish your breakfast.

I'll stick with my much-loved memories of D.A.R.R.Y.L, thank you very much!

Crooked Fingers' cover of it is even better.

I think every interview should end with "I love Slayer."
Also, it is way wicked to see women like Ms. Gossow rock as hard as the boys. She is awesomeness.

Okay Michael, your a perfectionist. Flashes of Quincy!

I'd put Lilo&Stitch onto that short list, Rawhide.

I used that at work all day yesterday. When someone asked what I was doing, I just mumbled "Um, chalk."

"Flaming Bush" will never NOT make me giggle.

"Know Your Graphs"
on the poster in the Statistics teacher's office. I want one.

You are the luckiest man in the world, Todd .
For speaking with our collective crush object, Ms. Brie.

Dorf is where my shopping list begins and ends.
I sure as fuck hope it includes "Dorf on Golf."

Best Opening Credits Ever.
The timing of that edit was perfect. Absolutely perfect.

I just checked in
to see what condition my condition was in.

It's game over man!
In case you didn't notice, we just got our asses kicked!