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Also, much as I loathed her, her "Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?" line made me snort my drink out my nose.

Now that Tenille is gone…
I think they should fire the stupid narrator-dude, and give Tenille his job.

This show would be so cool if the chefs WERE really privy to the "next week on Hell's Kitchen" reel.

Oh Sure, Norwegian Black Metal Makes It In
But you couldn't give us some "Rime of the Ancient Mariner" by Iron Maiden?

I really like that
in the "recent book reviews" sidebar, this work is listed by his name, and not by the title.

I could've sworn I saw him as well. Yet apparently I missed flashing girl mentioned above. I have terrible priorities.

It's the Po-leece… (*sigh* I miss the wire)

I'm going to go get a drink refill. You know you can get unlimited refills on any drink you want… and it's free?

Sad, sad bastard.

And of course, Beatallica's amazing "Everybody's got a ticket to ride the lightning except for me and my monkey".

Chevy Chase
I love how they kept ALMOST using little Chevy Chase signatures — him almost tripping as he turns around from the blackboard, and what could easily have become a "Three Amigos" joke right before they start the montage scene.

I find it so much more grating on Project Runway, when they do the cut away from Heidi, and the voice over sounds like a drunken Irish trucker in a wind tunnel.

It's just like all those Van Damme "twins" movies!

Plus, lest we forget so soon, Kevin has a regulation horseshoes pitch at home!

Yo! S'up Holmes?
Word.

I'm confused now.
Is this a good review or not? It sounds either like Jason is toning down his enthusiasm for an album he secretly loves, or he's giving back-handed compliments to an album he secretly despises.

@The Spinach:

He he… these guys are pretty cool for a bunch of mimes.

Dibs on asking Harbinger's sister out for a date!

Alas, he didn't, so I will continue to picture Padma in my Tee Pee.