A much better spin-off idea…
The Office: Agent Michael Scarn

A steaming hot cup of Poehler…
…is just what the doctor ordered. I saw her a couple weeks in a row at the Upright Theatre, and she's still got the goods. I'm cautiously optimistic about this spin-off.

Just goes to show how obscure Miracle Legion really is…
The album is "Drenched", not "Drowned".

Ur So Gay…
…I'll bet you think this song is about you.

This newspost…
…was particularly hilarious.

There is only one logical conclusion to this…
Namely, a VH1 reality show starring Sparkle, the pissed-on girl in question. She's 18 now, right?

I have to throw in my agreement, too. In a vast ocean of "reporters" who justed wanted more camera time, he really seemed to care about getting the true story out.

Question for David
Regarding the "You were supposed to?" question about I'm Not There. When he answered that he meant "according to all his friends", did it sound like a dodge? Like he was sidestepping something he really meant? It's so hard to tell in print.

Did Yo Mama teach you Latin? I only ask because I've been led to understand that Yo Mama is so old she banged King Tut. And that shit is statutory.

I don't know what the fuck it is you just said. I'm as stupid as Yo Mama.

Also, pertaining to your mother's promiscuity…
…Yo Mama is so skanky she came back from Rome saying "Vidi Vici Veni".

In another example of your mother's girth…
…Yo Mama so fat she got hijacked on 9/11.

Yo Mama…
…is so fat she got triabetes.