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J.P. Smartre
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I just applauded my computer screen. The photo caption!

Or perhaps Wild Wild East, co-starring Chow Yun Fat (only because Jackie Chan already did Shanghai Noon).

Or perhaps Wild Wild East, co-starring Chow Yun Fat (only because Jackie Chan already did Shanghai Noon).

Little-known presidential fact: Though the Lord of Winterfell always preferred being called "Edard," it was Dubya who first insisted on calling him "Ned."

Little-known presidential fact: Though the Lord of Winterfell always preferred being called "Edard," it was Dubya who first insisted on calling him "Ned."

Sure, but Ghost Hunters is still real, right? RIGHT?!

Sure, but Ghost Hunters is still real, right? RIGHT?!

:: winks one lazy eye in @avclub-2b16a44bb65751bb0ebe5d8b42644bc4:disqus 's direction ::

:: winks one lazy eye in @avclub-2b16a44bb65751bb0ebe5d8b42644bc4:disqus 's direction ::

Take a SEAT, everybody. I think it'll be a while before this thread runs out of gas. Who RENAULTs how long this'll go on. (All-import edition!)

Take a SEAT, everybody. I think it'll be a while before this thread runs out of gas. Who RENAULTs how long this'll go on. (All-import edition!)

Don't be. When I read that this is all about a song called "Dear John," that show's theme song instantly jumped into my head. It's still there.

Don't be. When I read that this is all about a song called "Dear John," that show's theme song instantly jumped into my head. It's still there.

I saw a dude the other day having his photo taken while wearing brightly coloured skinny jeans and an excessively deep, chesthair-baring  v-neck t-shirt, and I realized that that photo would be the equivalent for his children of the one I have of my dad in a beige leisure suit circa 1977.

I saw a dude the other day having his photo taken while wearing brightly coloured skinny jeans and an excessively deep, chesthair-baring  v-neck t-shirt, and I realized that that photo would be the equivalent for his children of the one I have of my dad in a beige leisure suit circa 1977.

It's about time.

It's about time.

That is for unemployed bar-patio writers like myself to do. Except I won't 'cause I like Anderson, and Amelie for that matter. I was just trying to point out that you didn't do anything to indicate "Office" as a title rather than a location. And it struck me as funny. About four sentences ago. 

That is for unemployed bar-patio writers like myself to do. Except I won't 'cause I like Anderson, and Amelie for that matter. I was just trying to point out that you didn't do anything to indicate "Office" as a title rather than a location. And it struck me as funny. About four sentences ago. 

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Oh, hello Mrs. Conclusion!