If Alec Baldwin leaves maybe they could replace him with James Spader.

Sure, but they're all already … Dayton people.
… it's a homonym.

Matt "Guitar" Murphy. It's what he played, you know.

Sure F. Gary Gray's movies have been lucklustre, but it seems like an omission to not mention that he got his start by directing videos most notably for Ice Cube and Dr. Dre. If he promised the producers to give this movie the look and feel of one of the cinematic rap videos that characterized the gangsta-rap genre,…

True, you'd show up and @avclub-e38d7d01bb3addc2e58724fe04de73e8:disqus  would expect you spend the whole lunch hour photoshopping his face onto other '80s movie stills.

John Cho and Kal Penn, of course.

For The X-Files, see also: "No! No la migre!" from the episode with el chupacabra. 

I was aiming for a parallel between his McDonalds which doesn't have cheeseburgers and CBS's Sherlock Holmes that has increasingly little to do with Sherlock Holmes … but apparently I missed the mark. The same way this show does. By a lot.
… I don't think this show will be very good.

"You know how those McDonalds ads always say 'prices and participation
may vary'? Well, I wanna own a McDonalds that doesn't participate in
sh*t! 'You got any cheeseburgers?' Nope. But we got spaghetti. And
blankets." - Mitch Hedberg.
That seemed appropriate here.

This whole problem could go away if they just made "Ghostbusters 3" into a Slimer backstory.

If Oscar nominations were equated with demand in Hollywood, Kenneth Branagh would be on the cover of People more and Ryan Reynolds would still be mailing out headshots.

So what've we got: we've got budget Matt Damon (Jeremy Renner), budget Brian Cox (Albert Finney), and Stacey Keach (who is, of course, the budget '80s Stacey Keach). And a very clunky bit of exposition IN THE TRAILER about why they didn't get Matt Damon ("Jason Bourne was just the tip of the iceberg…"). Can someone…

No, I would like that to be me. So take it back.
I'd just like to say that "The Big Bounce" wasn't all that bad.

Fair point. However, I don't mean care as in concerned for their well-being, so much as care as in interested in them in any way.

I care about neither Whitney Cummings nor Lana Del Rey. It's a testament to Sean O'Neal's skill that I still enjoyed the hell out of this article.