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Car Analogy
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wtf is starz lol

How isn't "Juego de Tronos" a Bumblebee Man bit?

Hear the one about the constipated mathematician?

So, we're just gonna ignore this hate crime, huh?

Me too. It's a real pain in the ass!

They built these megastructures that spew methane on roooock aaaaand rollllll

I was bummed out when I heard that Alien: Apartheid wasn't happening.

Reminds of a bit I was working on about the saddest menu item at A&W: The Teen Momma Burger

Wasted opportunity to call it "the whole riff-t thing"

Not teal and orange enough to be a modern trailer!

1990s Car Analogy was quite disappointed when Song 2 did not appear anywhere in the film.

Damn you for making me picture this in the Family Guy animation style.

ORCHESTRA HITS

I still can't figure out if it's only in my head, or if Netflix offerings are really just a little cheesier than conventionally sourced content.

*grins, makes OK with fingers*

Can I go now?

OY

Ironically, I loved the first book for its feeling of creeping dread.

Sounds Hawaiian, doesn't it?

CLEGANEBOWL