"It is a time of uncertainty. The empire's ambiguous tariff statutes mandate close reexamination of galactic export quotas. Interim Princess Agoomba has co-chaired a subcommittee to draft amendments to existing trade policies.

Wise words from a well-pounded vag.

And in Episode 8, it's going to be bright red.

Don't get me started on those newfangled MP3chlorians

I've got a Korean-made Epiphone ES335 that I dropped Gibson 57 Classic pickups into, and that thing gets me within 10% of a guitar 15 times what I paid for. (I call it my Jibson.)

Isn't that the Police's follow-up to Vagina Dentata?

I bet he even listens to DAWES in that Camry.

I got FIIIVE kids to feed!

From the article I read:

This isn't a war, it's a moider!

The fat suit one was always one of my faves, and now the garbage sons one joins it in the pantheon.

That's where he was running off to!

I find it endlessly funny that one of the bears living at the top of Grouse Mountain in Vancouver is named Grinder.

Me, I blast air out of my nostrils. Maybe twice if it's really funny.

So Clickhole is officially becoming FAKE NEWS?

How about bullshit like mercola.com and anything that mentions "toxins"?

The problem with StarWipe is that celebrity news is already ridiculous. How do you mock that which is already a mockery? The content just usually ended up kind of mean-spirited.

I really liked the surreal/absurdist stuff the few times I checked it out. To wit: http://www.clickhole.com/bl…

How does it keep up with the news like that?!

Got away from you, huh! Well, you keep at it!