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Car Analogy
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What? It came up organically!

See also: Sylvia in the first Dark Tower book.

He's back, with better contrast ratio!

Why would they come to our concert just to boo us?

Oh snap, discommendation, Klingon-style!

That man can read a phone book on stage and I'd still laugh my ass off.

Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?

I get the impression that Norm's so cynical that he considers all sides simply too shitty to stand with any single one.

Neil Peart stands alone…

And 5 points to Gryffindor!

Very clever of the couple… Because they can't convict a husband and wife for the same crime!

Oh, you are just the living end!

Ooh ooh, that reminds me! How about those movie trailers in fucking SQUARE aspect ratio now?

*Jumps off dam into foaming water*

Yes, when did our attention span as a species become so shitty that we literally need trailers for trailers now??

I DON'T CARE