Funny Dog to Make Life Worthwhile

Don't talk about S-E-X around the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N

Liked for "children be damned".

"consider youngsters"

How does it keep up with the news like that??

Only works with accidental shots though!

Mmmm… descriptive.

That's what I feared. She was perfect in Community.

Let us take a moment to appreciate the poetic brilliance of rhyming "worst enemy" with "the shit out of me".

42% use Google+??

Well, at least now I don't feel bad for criticizing his reviews any more.

I appreciated one continuity fix in particular. In "Finn The Human", Ice King's corpse is seen still wearing the crown right before the mutagenic bomb goes off. This was a continuity error for obvious reasons.

*holds up bandaged leg* I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw!!

In the post-credits sequence, Dorothy's ruby shoes turn out to be an Infinity Gem.

MATT DAMON

The whole thing is a masterclass in comedic escalation.

They'll just kick him out when things are bad enough for them to worry. Then they'll say, "We got rid of that madman! Everything's ok now!" and pretend their hands were clean the whole time.

Didn't the First die of CancerAIDS?

Remember that afternoon when we utterly broke the new comment system they were trying out a couple years ago?

She chooses violence, everybody!