This new comment layout is worse than the new President. There, I've said it.

Roll it back to pre-Disqus while you're at it. I want my clever comment titles back!

The Ironic Price

Upon closer inspection, my reference to Barney Gumble's unfortunately-named Pukeahontas film is actually a lot darker/meaner than I had intended.

Don't cry for him – he's already dead.

I hate the hand to hand combat stuff. Looks super hokey in slow motion, especially since I haven't seen anything to convince me that the actress playing Kerry has any martial arts prowess. Ip Woman she is not.

Red Wedding. :)

ExistenZ stands out in my mind for capturing the sense of dreaming better than anything I've ever seen. That whole Chinese restaurant scene in particular was really quite something.

I'm now giggling, thinking about all the ugly sarcastic denizens of the Ironic Islands.

True story: I eventually had to retire my Captain Murphy Fignuts T-shirt because it was my favourite shirt and I was worried about wearing it out.

I really don't like how heavily he swings it. Makes it corny.

Sounds like he's got an octave pedal tracking the guitar and holding down the bass.

You crazy kid, you chasing away my business-a!

*makes grinding piano wire noise*

Sounds like the premise for "Obsolete" by Chuck Palahniuk.

Counterpoint: Spartacus was glorious!

I just re-watched the first 45 minutes of Ip Man, and holy crap, that's how fight scenes should be done, son.

I didn't get the memo that we hate Joss Whedon now!

Ever since Pop, U2 just kept putting out music that sounds like what people think U2 should sound like.

My strongest memory of that show is Kahn's rendition of She Blinded Me With Science.