She'll never be his monkey wrennnnch

Of the half-finished park, the older two-thirds of it would be quite good, and the newest third would be exactly that hacky shit the douchey writer guy excretes.

"Just tilt your head back, Clementine."
*drill whirs*
"De-fense! Oo-oo! De-fense!"

They're gonna be so screwed when the little granny catches them.

How could you, when she won't take it from youuu?

For the record, I'm not crazy about how they revealed that the hosts are biologically-based instead of mechanical. Their nature is suddenly a lot less interesting to me when they are now just forgetful humans without any rights.

I enjoy throwing Kiss Kiss Bang Bang on around Christmas.

Isn't that the voice that caused all those suicides?

*gnaws on fist*

Ciga-cigar
Right from Cuba-Cubar

Well there's all that bullshit bacon culture that's all the rage these days for one.

Why'd the refs stop the leper hockey match? There was a face-off in the corner. I apologize for nothing.

Dat sclera.

I hated hated hated it. What thuddingly overused classical music are they gonna use next, Carmina Burana?

Red walls in the park control room = J. J. Abrams's calling card.

I just find the concept of a D+ score endlessly funny.

She chose violence!

Shaken Easy Button Syndrome is all too prevalent today.

Crooked Lucy pulls back the football again!

Leisure World?