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Snoopy has chosen to spend more time with his family. We thank him for all of his contributions to the company and we wish him the best in his future endeavours.

Surely you mean, AUUUGH!!!

"Never Go Back, which is a sequel to Christopher McQuarrie’s completely enjoyable Jack Reacher"

She sure made me fill mine! Wokka wokka

Bernard: Skip the scripted responses, Dolores — improv only.

I like her! We can only hope that during her stay, nobody grabs her in the posse.

Gotta use oil-based paint 'cause that wood is pine.

I miss sexposition. :(

I was rather disturbed by the fact that I only know this guy's name from reading the news of the accusations against him but I only found out about his innocence just this week and that the accuser recanted… two years ago.

See also: Herman's Head

I will staunchly defend Simpsons' quality until the season they switched to HD (I think that's right after the movie.)

You mean history's greatest monster??

Just throw him over the fence. Let Arby's deal with it.

You should really just relax!

I was actually much more concerned about Dikachu doing a spit take.

Oh, he's been very sick.

Ritter = Poor Man's Eliza Dushku

They should've just named this series Orange & Teal.

I'd assume assembly-line machines must be made by hand as a precaution from the things overrunning the planet.