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*DSM V* said that?

NO TOUCHING

Unearthly!

Bold statement!

GJI taking a page out of Netflix's playbook.

A statement that conveniently also applies to children!

Butterbeer shits are the worst.

Every Little Thing She Does is Sewage

I didn't know Garry Shandling was in Aquarius.

This kind of sounds like a mild version of that weird argument that Matt Sharp was the defining ingredient of Weezer.

Sock it to me, stridemother!

Would you eat a rectal thermometer? Answer me, damn you!

Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals.

She gets paid only 77% of the respect as an equivalent male politician.

"Boss Next Door" or "Hot President" today?

Fat lot of good it did him with the AV Club.

Surely you must be Joe King!

My least favourite trend is the videos on my Facebook feed that are just text over stock footage that I could've read in pure text form in 5 seconds.

He only eats…

Yes, why don't we just remove the very thing that makes this tune so cool!