It was good swashbuckling fun! And it wasn't sterile either. Our hero packed a gun and people actually got killed and stuff. It was like a throwback to action movies of the 80s in the best ways.

wtf is a fruit cage lol

As I recall, I think I actually liked it. It felt like a half-decent Indiana Jones movie.

Get to the "working overtime" part!

I will.

THANK YOU. I was just struggling to remember the name of the infamous AV Club denizen.

I don't think it's quite fair to say that Jellyfish obsoleted all the other power pop bands (including Sloan). Both Jellyfish and Sloan are awesome retro-infused power pop bands, but Jellyfish was some sort of slick Queen/Beach Boys/Beatles chimera where Sloan's the somewhat shaggier classic rock cousin.

My favourite is "Let's see YOU do any better!"

Wow, how… problematic.

Good lord, what is this a reference to?

"Is he strong?"
"Listen, bud! He's got radioactive blood!"
"First, that does not answer my question. Second, I don't care for your tone."

Never knew there was a movie called "OVALTINE" before!

Reverse phalanx is a fun position, but it's hard on the hips.

That was some Blues Brothers-style pile-up action!

Wun Wun is pretty much Omega Supreme.

Keep that up and you'll get hairy palms and go blind!!

All I can say is, the president makes some pretty good choices.

Found the other Canadian here!

Blankety blank in peace, Kim.

Er… how else are potato salads made? My folks always made theirs with Miracle Whip (the one with the zip).