It's just like Krusty the Klown did a Hatesong.

Indeed. I'm so bummed that Kim Manners was unavailable on account of being dead, but there were many other directors who clearly knew how to shoot an X-File.

Wow, why the hell didn't he? Anything else has gotta be better than what we got!

Season 11: Mulder investigates the eerie mystery of the black alien dough.

Break its legs!

The old episodes were unbelievably cinematic-looking. The new episodes are so blandly directed and suffered from horrible, TV-looking lighting. I also blame the colourist for not toning things down a bunch.

Looking at pictures of current Duchovny, I'm pretty sure Garry Shandling transferred his katra to Duchovny before expiring.

The man literally had 20 years to work on it, and he still managed to turn in that slapdash turd.

Ah, cheese it! The feds!

And Joey Tribiani starred in two different episodes, as a bicycle courier (with sexy results!) and a cowboy (with sexy results!)

Wow, I guess love IS where you find it, Stella.

It's vaporWAVE, you fool!!

Whenever I get frustrated at how Game of Thrones strings us along, I think about how Spartacus managed satisfyingly self-contained episodes that still managed to exist within and advance the overarching story.

You're not fooling anyone with this incognito account, Sava!

UNACCEPTABLE

With this episode, everybody in this humorous image (but Gendry) has reappeared this season:

That arrow's choice of lifestyle is nobody's business but its own.

He's very good!

Qyburn's catchy new campaign: FEEL THE BURN (literally)

How annoyed do you think Maester Qyburn is with Cersei?