"Better Know a District" - great segment, or the greatest segment?

I knew the colonials would regret Independence eventually.

No - Discus is still a qwijibo among the comment-systems community.

No What We Do In The Shadows? Commentariat, you have failed me for the last time *Force-choke*
But you did rally behind Guardians Of the Galaxy and the underrated Edge Of Tomorrow, so *Force-muffin-basket*

What's wrong with kids today?

"Wade through"

"HODOR, Hodor, HODOR, Hodor, HODOR, Hodor!"

Just to be doubly sure, go and check your toaster. You don't want to call for an ambulance when you really need a fire engine.

Isn't The Newsroom that already? Every episode is a flashback to x years ago. (x because I can't remember the lag time between world and show.)

My favourite is still "…I refused to bed. Her."

Shan't.

What, like the guy from the B52s?
"I! Got! Me! A! Chrysler! It's! As! Big! As! A! Whale!"

Wait, is this how people talk on Tindr? Then I've been lied to by Creepy Text Theatre.

I'd forgotten completely that they were in Star Wars. I was thinking of the not-great Jumpers, where Hayden is a teleporter and Jackson has white hair, for some reason, and hunts him.

How badly does the DCAU's oft-regenerated Ra's Al-Ghul skew his average?

Christensen never killed him, did he? I though he just left him perched halfway up a cliff.

Just because your kid's grown up and moved out of the house, you don't stop wanting to kick the ass of anyone who's mean to them.

The winners go up against the spirachetes.

Clearly, you've never seen Lightning Jack.

He didn't properly appreciate the thematic resonance of the ending of Lost.