Trying to help Scully make Christmas paper-chains?

Also, his one-scene role as the nightclub bouncer in Knocked Up.

You've forgotten all the leftover weird snack food that's so horrific that the staff couldn't even bear to film themselves eating it. That must be worth a few bob.

The webcomic Strong Female Protagonist, by Brennan Lee Milligan and Molly Ostertag. Knocked me onto my arse, in the parlance of our times.

Piitch Perfect

It only really hit me that I'm too old to be young the other day, in fact. While going from shop to shop looking for any suit that would fit my ill-proportioned frame, I checked in Top Man. They had three types of suit: "Slim", "Skinny", and "Super Skinny". I left immediately, and retreated to Marks & Spencers, where…

Jack Knight on The Flash… Imagine the (a) nerd hero-worship / (b) pacifist chest-beating the gang will go through when they meet the son of (a) Ted Knight, warrior-astronomer / (b) Ted Knight, Manhattan-Project A-bomb scientist. Either way, I want it, if only to have Jack quote his old man on crime-fighting, "The…

And there he is, swaying from side to side in his own inimitable fashion…

Did you see that? He must have a leg like a traction engine!

"The demented brainwrong of a one-off man-mental" is one of those phrases I yearn to use in everyday conversation.

Thank you! That would have bothered me into delirium.

Movies: What We Do In The Shadows - laughed my arse off, just when I needed to.
Comics: Strong Female Protagonist - I happened upon a paperback collection of this webcomic in Forbidden Planet while waiting for What We Do In The Shadows (see above) to start, and it wowed me quite thoroughly. I can think of no higher…

Bogus Journey needs nothing more to win that contest than Bill greeting God with, "First of all, congratulations on the Earth. It is a most excellent planet, and Ted & I enjoy it on a daily basis."

Worse than Gotham's Barbara not-Gordon? *derisive guffaw* I think not!

"You just moved up a notch in my book. That puts you at Notch One."

Well, why else would you?

Between Ted, Laurel, and The Flash's Plastique, the CW's having quite the week for bad actors.

Or, Ted Grant used to use the old horseshoe-in-the-glove trick, back in the day.

Adding under his breath, "…to the invasive marketing companies that are my actual source of income."
Note: I hate it, but I still use the fucking thing. That's how deep his claws are in me.

It's easy, as long as you don't thaw the bird first.