*Sloan pulls off the monster's mask*
Neal: "Gasp! It was old man Withers, who ran the hedge fund!"
Withers: "And I would've gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!"

…Ever.

Felicity playing a whole conversation with a mouth full of toothpaste topped it for me.

The A.V. Club
Unable to process their own emotions–not to mention the reactions of
those around them–without relating them to a piece of popular media

I remember that one too: when asked why he's a better candidate than Batman, Penguin points out that whenever his picture is in the papers, it's in the company of upstanding city officials, such as the Commissioner, the Chief of Police, or renowned judges. Whenever Batman's in the papers, he's always standing next to…

Or, they go into the room, and find a splendidly dishevelled Duchess just as she wakes up.

I see her more as the Homer to his Frank Grimes.

Sir, I fear you've gone Overboard in your opinions.

And Kurt Russell, which immediately makes any film a bit better.

"Did you order the Code Red?"
"How the hell would I know? I'm colour-blind!"

The other problem is that for every Ninja you see, there's at least half a dozen more that you didn't, but who are standing right behind you!

As so often in life, the Coen brothers provide all the evidence you need.

"…Submarine, Mr Wayne - like a submarine!"

Ben Affleck, you dashed my hopes for the film with your very first sentence, referring to bats as a Species - they're an Order. Now, I'll have to spend summer 2016 reading a goddamned book instead.
(Yes - I had to look that up about bats being an Order.)
(Yes - I, too, I was surprised they aren't just a Family.)

I'll be back… for a second helping.

I'm not sure I would trust TLC to interrupt it.

Reasons not to train her #78: "Ever since it happened, I have had this fire inside of me that I can't get rid of with booze or pills - I need another way! And the other night, even though it went wrong, it was the first time since Sarah died where I haven't felt that fire."
She's clearly become a fightaholic - she's…

For that matter, where's Colin Salmon?

So, Calendar Man? (Unless Gotham has already reserved him.)

No "thank you"?