*Throws hissy-fit*

He who doesn't salmon-ladder will always lose out to he who does.

And Stephanie Powers.

Also ELEMENTARY.

Good point, and one I should have addressed myself, given my own usually keen sense of self-preservation. So, the avoidance of ass-kickings now foremost in my mind, I suppose standing up in the class and imploring him loudly and earnestly for a kiss is right off the table?

It's everyone's job to call homophobic dickweasels out on their homophobic dickweaselry. Though here, it's the prof's literal job.

What do you mean? He specifically said he wasn't hitting that! Are you calling Will-Smith-pretending-on-camera-to-be-a-man-who-swindles-people a liar?

I don't think the network is worried about the lack of an old, old wooden ship on the show.

Plus it foreshadows the "Michael befriends a mentally handicapped but telegenically wise kid" episode:
"Superman doesn't get to be with Lois Lane."
"What does he get then?"
"He gets to be Superman."

Iron Mensch?

That does not speak well of your mum.
(And I say this as someone whose best friend once named Liar Liar as one of his Top 5 Movies.)

Audience: Oh, no he didn't!

Ain't no harness like a five-point harness, 'cause a five-point harness is safe!

Shouldn't that be, "ocean the lead"?
…
I'll get my coat.

Wait, we can look at Manu Bennet? I assumed his body only existed as a vessel to carry the gruffest voice known to humanity around.

Aa-aah!
Saviour of the universe!

He was shooing bro-gangsters away from his apartment building.

Not to mention getting shrunk from transformer- to people-sized. Marvel think of everything!

The girls didn't fare well,
One's dead in the stairwell,
Because I am Patrick Bateman!

"Quarterback", if you're an American doing a really bad upper-class British accent.
"The dog's too quiet - it oughta bark."