I'm not sure you can do anything furiously while laughing.

Yeeeaap. *pats pockets*

But too many cocks spoil the broth.

10 moviemaking decisions you won't believe are real!

You wouldn't dare - all it takes is one misjudged clench on his part, and your cock assumes the shape of a balloon-poodle's tail.

Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!

He'll face this lawsuit, and he'll Beat It.

Unless the plaintiff is right, in which case it's a holo-scam.
EDIT: Amirite, um, people who hate musical fraud?

There is nothing unhealthy about a salmon ladder obsession.

Its a Mindstorm in a teacup.

Paddington on an escalator is a real Kodiak moment.

Dikachu, I think we should be in an open prison.

Hank Pym is the second "little man in the canoe", and they work wonders together.

Boa Cuntstretcher?
(I'll do the talkshows tomorrow, apologising for my offensive language.)

"Troops" remains the best, though.

These existing films are all well and good, Morgan, but when the hell are you going to get on with Rendezvous With Rama?

Also, wasn't her problem the plot of a Friends episode? (Except it was a pager, not a phone.)

They got the gold medal, I got the gold medallion.
…I miss John Amos.

Two points below Priest Holmes.

And he can get some advice from Sarsgaard on playing a DC villain.
Remember, Sarsgaard was the baddie in the Green Lantern movie?
Remember, there was a Green Lantern movie?