Then you wouldn't need to masturbate.

*shoots paintball at fritzoid's spot by accident; turns it over to hide the stain*

This is even better than the ticket barriers at Canary Wharf tube station playing Blur's "Song 2", and which now make me hum it on the escalators every morning.

First they remember,
Then they dismember,
Never the same fence twiiiice…

Everyone else was talking about the films, but I read the Ayatollah's list, while misreading its context.

The other three being A View To A Kill, "You Know My Name" from Casino Royale, and Diamonds Are Forever, I hope?
Actually, that's a tough cull - it might be easier just to list the bad ones:
Licence To Kill
Die Another Day
Tomorrow Never Dies (mainly because I can't remember how it goes, and that's never a good sign)
Th…

Do feel free to spool through the interview.

I'm kind of curious what horribly offensive term for trans women needed [editing out] by Dan in FLA[TW]H's letter. (Something beginning with S, I'm guessing from her pseudcronym.)

Add to the list "Roger And Val Have Just Got In", the BBC sitcom starring Dawn French and Alfred Molina. It takes place in real time, in the first half-hour after they arrive home (hence the title), and is utterly charming.

…Who's clearly trying desperately not to look at that man's balls.

James Lipton: And now, Jason, I wonder, may I speak with Chev?

Damnit, you got to The Beast Below before me.

Multiple Partners In Crime
Planet Of The Cooze
The Beast Below (no change necessary)
The Rebel Flesh (no change necessary)
The Girl Who 'Bated
The Bedding Of River Song

May I suggest Brian Dennehy for the Jack Palance role?
(He's still alive, right?)

Shaking hands with the unemployed
A terrorist fist-hump
Shooting womp-rats in Beggars Canyon

@jd825:disqus http://www.youtube.com/watc…
From 10:51.

I'm hoping that the pre-credits of the next episode are an unbroken shot of the next 60 seconds of Laurel's face, and she manages to pull off what Jane Curtin did in 3rd Rock From The Sun, when she found out that Lithgow was an alien, and we watched her reexamine the entire tenure of their relationship in one go.

I'm going to take this moment to voice support for Justin Hartley, then to duck. He's no Arrow Green Arrow, obviously, but he was the best Green Arrow Smallville could have produced, and he made the show vastly better. It's almost a pity that Arrow wees all over his achievement.

And from there, it's on to "The Sound Of Mutants", featuring such classics as
"(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) Magneto" and "X-team Going On Seventeen".

Trust no one who says it will be any good.