Scarlett Johansson plays the third-party developer, forced to choose between them.

Jonah: iMac!
Dan: …unt?

"Mifune" and "Den Eneste Ene".

I must go with The President's Neck Is Missing.

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus On Earth-2, that's exactly what he did.

I'd throw Loeb/Sale's A Superman For All Seasons onto that list. Partly because it hits nearly all the beats of a good introduction to the character, but mostly because it's just so lovely.

At which point, this must be brought back into play: http://www.youtube.com/watc…
(Audio NSFW)

Was I the only one who got a strong Lebowski vibe from the whole scene?

Top Hodor scene of next season:
Hodor arrives at the entrance to a brothel. "Ho-dor!"
(I regret nothing.)

I smell a drive-time radio show.

Now Woody Allen will NEVER set a movie there!

Get down with your bad self!

I will forever love Bogus Journey for two moments:
1) "Dude - we're in heaven and we just mugged three people."
2) "First of all, congratulations on the Earth. It is a most excellent planet, and Ted & I enjoy it on a daily basis."

Without remembering him in the episode, I assume that Vartan was wearing a suit that was slightly too big for him, as Young Michael Vartan always was.

I always thought the song was about Don Simpson.

Any of the close-to-real-time episodes will do - Friends was always at its best with farce.

Re: EFFED - Possibility #2 is that Mr Effed pursues the cuckold issue precisely because EFFED is uncomfortable with it. She says she is "open to a great deal of things", which suggests that he was the one who brought them up, perhaps to test her limits. Now that he's found something she really, really doesn't want to…

Surely, having as your voicemail a man who moves people to silence defeats the purpose of voicemail?

The correct term for such a gathering is, of course, a "convention".

I prefer Kevin Smith's thrown-away theory that Superman places his face near the doors in the Fortress of Solitude and closes them, trapping individual hairs in the crack, and plucks them singly thus.