Is anyone else looking at that photo and thinking that in 30 years, Jewel will look exactly like Mary McDonnell?

Good to see the lad from Son of Rambow doing well.

Theorising that one could live forever by drinking blood, Dr Sam Beckett stepped into Castle Dracula… and vanished. He awoke to find himself trapped in the night, facing mirror images that were not his own, and driven by an unknown force to wear velvet capes. His only guide on his journey is Renfield, an inmate from…

In all the reviews I've read, none mentions the music.
Do they use original recordings? Did they use a stunt-pianist? Does it sound like Liberace? Inquiring ears must know!

"Richard Dawkins may talk the talk, but does he follow it through with an act of piss?"

I recall an interview back in the day, in which he said he had aimed for the voice of an automated phone service, but evil.

"You're a fuckin' genius! Give him another check! I can't write enough checks for you - you've answered our prayers in Hollywood! Jigglin' titties: who woulda thunk of it?"

Reasonable minds may disagree as to the correct sentence construction, but let's face it - "You know that guy in whose camper they - I mean, that guy off in whose camper they were whacking?" always wins.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

A disappointing, but logistically feasible, explanation is that Coulson never actually died. All we saw was him stop talking, mid-sentence. As Coulson himself pointed out, the Avengers Initiative was never going to work unless they had someone to-. The medics then swooped in…

@paraclete_pizza:disqus  I don't know what all the fuss is about. Giant thumb in a turtleneck - whoop-de-do!

"You've failed this city - you failed this city with rock and roll!"
Now try to get that tune out of your head. Can't be done.

not-that-good? Clearly you never saw this magnificent bastard.

THERE! ARE!
FOUR! NEWSWIRES!

@avclub-e57f718840a576abbb40a7d046c4e3b0:disqus I never thought I would not-despise Mike Tyson, much less find something he did unironically funny, but that video cracked it.
Tyson: in the words of Snoop Dogg, you just moved up a notch in my book. That puts you at Notch One.

Easily the best non-Transformer character Transformers ever did, yes?

I think the stupefying powers of the internet are doing a lot of the work for us, here. I've not read every post yet, but has anybody classed it as merely "pretty good" or "eh, not so good" yet?
For the record, it's my favourite of the Shyamalans, and a fair way up my list of comic-book and superhero movies. High-end…

Everyone except Flash, for some reason.

My main takeaway was Thor striding into a pet store:
"I need a horse!"
"We don't have horses - just dogs, cats and birds."
"Then give me one of those, large enough to ride."

Ashes to ashes, robust to dust.

Really? He doesn't look Latino.