Wait, the character of Clay is played by a man called Ali? How delightfully concidental.

Wait, the character of Clay is played by a man called Ali? How delightfully concidental.

Also, how did two government agents let themselves get hospitalised by a scrawny youth like Gary? As soon as those guys are discharged from hospital, they should be discharged from their employment.

Also, how did two government agents let themselves get hospitalised by a scrawny youth like Gary? As soon as those guys are discharged from hospital, they should be discharged from their employment.

Fapplause?

Fapplause?

It's that he only holds the string by three fingers, and leaves his thumb and index finger extended for further emphasis; because not only does he have big ol' brass clangers, he has a finger-pistol. That, friends, is his name.

It's that he only holds the string by three fingers, and leaves his thumb and index finger extended for further emphasis; because not only does he have big ol' brass clangers, he has a finger-pistol. That, friends, is his name.

Obligatory "Pulp Fiction? Yeah, I saw it on the airplane, it's cute. It's a 30-minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing and the Bible."

Obligatory "Pulp Fiction? Yeah, I saw it on the airplane, it's cute. It's a 30-minute film about a group of friends who like cheeseburgers, dancing and the Bible."

Or the people who saw Watchmen and thought it was a celebration of how badass it must be to wear a mask and fight crime.
(And by "people who saw", I mean "person who directed".)

Or the people who saw Watchmen and thought it was a celebration of how badass it must be to wear a mask and fight crime.
(And by "people who saw", I mean "person who directed".)

You… company man!

You… company man!

But Clinton did make Joshua Tree into a National Park, so, y'know, swings and roundabouts.

But Clinton did make Joshua Tree into a National Park, so, y'know, swings and roundabouts.

Get Routh back for that - he was great as gay pornstar Justin Long's boyfriend in Zack and Miri Make A Porno. They were the best part of that whole movie.

Get Routh back for that - he was great as gay pornstar Justin Long's boyfriend in Zack and Miri Make A Porno. They were the best part of that whole movie.

He could wrassle some polar bears, maybe.

He could wrassle some polar bears, maybe.