And later, Bunny Colvin!

And later, Bunny Colvin!

I assume you would launch him across the office for hyphenating "Batman".

I assume you would launch him across the office for hyphenating "Batman".

That's how I roll, gladiatorially speaking, and I'm left handed. Am I doing it wrong? Should I not be blocking heavy steel with the arm I can more readily afford to lose?

That's how I roll, gladiatorially speaking, and I'm left handed. Am I doing it wrong? Should I not be blocking heavy steel with the arm I can more readily afford to lose?

He fills all ten gallons of that hat.

That is the sound of inevitability.

The New Cunt-Cannon.

The New Cunt-Cannon.

Does that mean his kicks have the power of punches?

Does that mean his kicks have the power of punches?

Dan Savage: The "The Dark Knight Rises" of agony uncles.

Dan Savage: The "The Dark Knight Rises" of agony uncles.

I understand - in registration, a member of A.V Club has a name.

I understand - in registration, a member of A.V Club has a name.

It was alright for fighting one time too many.

It was alright for fighting one time too many.

[Obligatory "Batman would kick Hancock's ass" comment.]

[Obligatory "Batman would kick Hancock's ass" comment.]