Then it wouldn't open with "Iranian-American…", would it?

He turned down walking on the moon on Apollo 17. Dude was a badass.

Spacefaring Badass Frank Godamn Borman says so, so yes, it damn well is.

It's still fucking momentous. Only 24 people have left Low Earth Orbit (all of whom went to at least orbit the moon,, and 12 who walked on it, naturally…)

She was only a Lady after he was done with her.

Well, I bought a sure knife to a StG 44 fight.

"Iranian-American space traveler"

Also, there's the seamless integration of my teenage statutory orgasms with the animation of Jessica Rabbit.

Yeah, that looked so common to me, I had to stop and wonder what old mate upthread was complaining about.

They;re wearing friggin suits, for heck's sake!

He fucks.

*** Oh for fucking sure
***** Allededly

Bastard stealing my jokes!

… At Brietbart

Are you familiar with the word "may" ?

Probably the most adorable I've seen her. She's never really done it for me, but if she walked into a room looking like that, I'd probably faint.

My clock is a 24 hour clock.

Being truthful for second here: A cherished childhood memory is laughing at one of his standup specials with his parents.

One of those things we wish we could un-invent, like VX Nerve gas, or AIDS.

I've never heard this piece of shit, I'll be on the jury