Milo won't be complaining.

My upvotes. Take them all.

You've never played Vegas?

I can't even fathom the cognitive dissonance required for the weird alt-right dichotomy that observes that "FREEDOM OF SPEECH IS SACRED" AND "LOL Actors need to shut their mouths LOL"

C3PO had his mind wiped, though, didn't he?

"because they don’t have Star Wars in the TRAPPIST-1 system."

I've had it with these motherfucking wars in my motherfucking stars.

Here's some money.

In any colour you, like, too! As long as they're black. And we don't sell them to Jews.

He learned from Admiral Beson.

WarS?!? There's more than one!?

Thank you, some friends and I watched True Lies at a party last year and we had a fucking rollicking great time. Just so fucking fun.

*meme throwing ideas guy out of window*

Waterskiing is not torture. It's just enhanced vacationing.

You were in a Frat with Casey Affleck?

Bravo, Sir.

THEEEEEENKS!

I was like "Dude, you wrote the lyrics to motherfucking Echoes… What is this shit?"

It just kept fucking going.

Missed this one, will have to track it down… How recent was it?