Oh, wait, wrong Primate. Nevermind.

Something something Harambe.

2017 is implausible enough that everything else looks realistic next to it.

They did manage to get their hands on the death star plans though.

If we can't trust Moby, who can we trust?

What, already?! Motherfuck.

Same.

That sea-ward sponge?

So, we need him to do Metallica's cover for of Stone Cold Crazy.

Isn't the header image from the Lego movie?

Seems to be working for Winona! She still looks fantastic.

"But we are not… in charge of educating America."

He's a 4 year old's caricature of a satirical version of a wannabe fascist dictator. Which, yeah, I know it feels dangerously like I'm leaning towards a Gowins here, but it's true.

Sleep, pass out, same same.

You don't need to sleep when you're dead inside.

Must be the season

Couple of weeks? I could have sworn it's been like, 3 months.

Oh, um, which feed was this?

Christ, those were some diminishing returns, mind.

That's gotta be anecdotal, surely?