It's a rich tapestry.

All the time?

He's very independent. He doesn't follow the trends.

Citation needed.
Can't imagine anyone not liking Lucas

Wait, you mean this "General Grevious" fellow turned out to be a bad guy like that "Darth Sideous" chap and "Darth Maul"? guy?

Sister in law needed it explained a few times. Then I gave up.

It's like poetry. It rhymes.

He gels his hair up, wears a striped life support suit, and walks around with a Chihuahua. He's grown those extra 5 inches the Emperor wanted… and several feet more!

Dude, you must have been you to misss the subtext.
"Hot Chocolate" was a euphemism.
He made "Hot Chocolate" for Luke.

It's subtle, that's what I like about it.

Yes you can.

He's bringing it back!

Was the stuff masturbation?

Jesus.

3rd

*Dorian stares at long table full of scheming women*

You heard your mother's ramblings, she's fine, now behave!

*chokes on his own rage*

I probably would have preferred leaving that unspoiled.

Or, fight off the current Alpha Male….
… which is me…
*stares at son suspiciously*