100% disagree with Tobias's dismissal of the Ti West segment.  Unsurprisingly, it's the best character study of the bunch, and my wife and I found the "twist" both frightening and genuinely unsettling.

Nick Nolte in 'Down and Out in Beverly Hills'?  He's homeless in that, right?  Pretty sure he gives Bette Midler some magical orgasms.  Pretty sure I regret typing that sentence.

Nick Nolte in 'Down and Out in Beverly Hills'?  He's homeless in that, right?  Pretty sure he gives Bette Midler some magical orgasms.  Pretty sure I regret typing that sentence.

And yet every movie on this list is still better than 'Crash.'

And yet every movie on this list is still better than 'Crash.'

Needs more Benny Hill music.

Needs more Benny Hill music.

oldefortran77 Did someone forget a little flick entitled Flash Gordon?

oldefortran77 Did someone forget a little flick entitled Flash Gordon?

AVC commenters are moderate-to-pro on the taste of candy corn, so STOP WITH THE SNARKY FUCKING REFERENCES TO CANDY CORN NOT BEING YUMMY.

AVC commenters are moderate-to-pro on the taste of candy corn, so STOP WITH THE SNARKY FUCKING REFERENCES TO CANDY CORN NOT BEING YUMMY.

Hearing, saying, or spelling their real name would instantly kill a human. Like "Yahweh" (or "Madison" in 'Splash'), "Dawes" is just the strongest signifier our lowly forms can handle.

Hearing, saying, or spelling their real name would instantly kill a human. Like "Yahweh" (or "Madison" in 'Splash'), "Dawes" is just the strongest signifier our lowly forms can handle.

Candy corn is delicious. Do not drag gross shit like Peeps in to muddy the waters.

Candy corn is delicious. Do not drag gross shit like Peeps in to muddy the waters.

I once heard a truly amazing house remix of "Foreplay/Long Time" while at a party on a yacht in Miami. The only thing more unlikely than me at a yacht party is a house remix of a Boston song.

I once heard a truly amazing house remix of "Foreplay/Long Time" while at a party on a yacht in Miami. The only thing more unlikely than me at a yacht party is a house remix of a Boston song.

I thought the one in the middle was John Hodgeman in drag.

I thought the one in the middle was John Hodgeman in drag.

The formula has worked before, on a little show called 'Knight Rider.'  Worked like a mother-lovin' charm.