The formula has worked before, on a little show called 'Knight Rider.'  Worked like a mother-lovin' charm.

So then naturally the comment appears with weird line breaks for no reason.

So then naturally the comment appears with weird line breaks for no reason.

Normally not something to harp on, but you've got to smile when a sentence decrying flagrant typos contains one of its own: "…it’s a shame that as high-profile a literary event like this still comes
with glaring errors" should probably read as either "it’s a shame that so high-profile a literary event as this still…

Normally not something to harp on, but you've got to smile when a sentence decrying flagrant typos contains one of its own: "…it’s a shame that as high-profile a literary event like this still comes
with glaring errors" should probably read as either "it’s a shame that so high-profile a literary event as this still…

Pasadena is also the real-life location of another great fictional city: Haddonfield, Illinois.

Pasadena is also the real-life location of another great fictional city: Haddonfield, Illinois.

So wait…he never has to get his ass to Mars?

So wait…he never has to get his ass to Mars?

'Family Plot' and 'Dreams'!

'Family Plot' and 'Dreams'!

Plenty of good songs on 'The Final Cut,' although the otherwise brilliant "Two Suns in the Sunset" bears the unholy taint of the SAX SOLO.

I only LOOK like Patton Oswalt. Time for you to die now, Mr. Bond.

I only LOOK like Patton Oswalt. Time for you to die now, Mr. Bond.

No, really…there are still porn theaters???

"I've been anthropomorphized. And poorly."

"I've been anthropomorphized. And poorly."

CGI flying monkeys FTL.

CGI flying monkeys FTL.

Pretty sure they own Stereogum outright, but only run the advertising end for Brooklyn Vegan.