While Catholics do refer to their priest as "father," if you ever address a letter to one you should actually put "Rev." before their name.

SCHUUUUULTZ!!

Cloverfield?
Maybe it's just the yawning chasm between the film's excellent trailer and the piece-of-shit final product, but I just assumed Cloverfield would be the first film on the list.

Yes, but is your last name Skarsgard?

Great cover design
Way to go, Mrs. David Foster Wallace!

Nighthawks at the Diner
Recommending that people start with a live double-album feels a little weird when that artist isn't named Peter Frampton (not that anyone should ever get started with Peter Frampton), but I'd have to say that 'Nighthawks at the Diner' really nails down the whole Tom Waits experience. Granted…

Laying the confusion on a little thick, Rabin?
I saw 'Dune' with my dad when it came out. I was eleven at the time, and had little difficulty following the basic story. At this point I should point out that I ain't some kind of genius.

I believe "The Black Thing" would actually be called "The Thang." Also, I can't tell if that's racist.

I thought this review was far too forgiving of 'Dark Rain''s flaws. The dialogue is excruciatingly bad, and the heist at the story's core is very familiar. The best parts of the book are those that leave the plot behind entirely and focus on the tattered remains of the city itself. Johnson could have made a…

Wait…why are conservatives singled out as being offended by the word "retard"? Isn't that, like, in bad taste regardless?

CITIZEN KANE CITIZEN KANE CITIZEN KANE!!!
See above.

Carmine
Fucking Carmine from Laverne & Shirley. Every time that guy opened his cake hole, the show became all but unwatchable.

The "musical table" line was the first thing to pop into my head. Jenkins OWNS that movie.

Oh dude, if you hate Scott Pilgrim AND Michael Cera, you should fucking run in the other direction. Seriously, it doesn't bear the Edgar Wright "stamp" in any discernible way.

We're not gonna fall for the banana in the tailpipe.

Hitler has only got one ball
Goerring has two but they are small
Himmler - has something simmler
but poor old Goebbels
has no balls
at all

I declare war on Canada.

Tom Cruise gets a lifetime pass because of his brilliant turn in 'All the Right Moves.'

I keep dropping this book because they keep doing stories about Reed and Sue's children. Every time I see Franklin/what's-her-name on the cover, it's time to walk on by.

Not enough Steve Stills, not enough Wallace Wells, too much Gideon/Ramona. Unavoidable, perhaps, but the review is dead-on.