Fright Night II is even decent. Plus it's got John "Lazlo Hollyfeld" Gries in it!

Julian Sands.

Sucks that Sam Rockwell is too old to play Evil Ed.

Craig "Mr. Woodcock" Gillespie
Hey before you get all judgy, try to remember that the original Fright Night was directed by Tom "Fatal Beauty" Holland. Six of one…

*hastily Googles nearby Hollywood Video locations*

Nice suit!
That movie was a steaming pile of horseshit, but Beast is really wearing that suit. He needs to tighten up the pocket square, but other than that he looks like he's about to beat the shit out of some Senate testimony.

The people who would forego theaters…
…are exactly the fucking people that make theatergoing a shitty experience. Win.

Best Worst MOVIE
As I'm sure 100 others have already pointed out, the Troll 2 doc is called Best Worst Movie (not Best Worst Film).

Also, Key Largo [Florida key] has good pie.

Key Largo [movie] fucking OWNS. Key Largo [song] does not.

What's the matter, Bob? Can't I get your ghost?

So what the hell…
…is My Chemical Romance? (I mean, other than "shitty"?)

Yeah, "Frankie Teardrop" is definitely the birth of emo.

Oh wait…

Cutting a little girl's throat is like slicing warm butter.

My girlfriend absolutely loves The Descent
God, I fucking love her.

I'm not gonna rage against Josh and tell him he's full of shit, but I do think he wasted his answer. It's akin to wishing for a Pixies "comeback" immediately after 'Bossanova' and 'Trompe le Monde' because they weren't weren't 'Doolittle.' Dismissing great albums because they aren't era-defining masterpieces is more…

I liked it enough while I was reading it, but later it occurred to me that I had slogged through a Rashomon-like recounting of a night during which nothing happened other than ill-mannered, irritating people treating one another with mild contempt.

So are The Cybermen an electro-polka band? 'Cause those accordions look wicked futuristic.

Basically any band or artist that keeps making albums decades after they started. It's much easier to identify the exceptions to this rule: Tom Waits, Nick Cave, etc.