For some reason I immediately imagined Bob Odenkirk in that role.

Sandy Koufax.

ZING! Mr Majestyk, everybody!

I feel sorry for all the movie theater ticket takers
Who are going to have to suffer through tons of teenage boys who think they're being original and hilarious by going "I'd like one hand job please, huhhuhuhuhuhuh" all summer long when this movie comes out.

She's the belle of the ball!

Someone should make a movie about a guy named Michael Clayton and call it Michael Clayton.

Iggy had possibly my favorite line in the entire series, in the first part of "Farewell, My Little Viking", when Artie rides past him in his land canoe, Iggy just stands there for a moment, all defeated, and just goes, "I hate canoes." Just something about his delivery of that line makes it so goddamn funny to me.

@Scrawler: I remember there being a "Salute Your Shorts" episode about capture the flag (spoiler alert: Donkey Lips saves the day!), not a "Hey Dude!" episode. I suppose maybe they both could have done capture the flag themed episodes?

Uhh something something Mr. Dink?

Right after I'm done cooking up a batch of CREEEEEEEEPY CRAAAAAAWLERS

I! Dropped the screeeeeeew! In the tuna!

OH NO! JUST WHEN I HAD ALMOST GOTTEN THAT FUCKING SONG OUT OF MY HEAD!

(Sound of metal ladder hitting window)
Hi, Sam.
"BWWWRRRRRAWWWWWRRRRR!"
Hi, Clarissa.

Marmalade creeeeeeeam! It's a tangeriiiiiiiine dreeeeeeeam!

IT'S GOO! WITH A DRINK FA YEW! GOOOOOOO PUNCH!

All I'll say is, I loved Inland Empire, but I really hope he got all of the digital video stuff out of his system on that film.

It's even worse than that: dreadlocks cancer.

His most critically acclaimed role until his star turn in "Honky Grandma Be Trippin'", that is!

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.

1.) College-boy music? Dude is in his early 30's.
2.) Maybe instead of taking the writer to task for umm, describing what the record sounds like, you could actually seek out his music and draw your own conclusions? I know this is the internet and it's easier to just be a dismissive douche, but who knows, you might just…