When I lived in Philly, it seemed like this dude played at every other show on any given week. I couldn't even tell you how many times I've seen him live. And more often than not, he was really great, especially if he had his band backing him up. He's definitely a talented dude, and it's been nice to see him get the…

Believe it or not, it's his real name.

"Who are parents? Parents are the ones who really care! Who are parents? Parents are the ones who are always there!"—The Shaggs, purveyors of child abuse rock.

Throw her a Ska-mitzvah.

I! AM HAVING A GOOD TIME! I! AM HAVING A GOOD TIME! I! AM HAVING A GOOD TIME!

Ehhhh Frankenhole was pretty lame. Sorry.

Red or white, whichever gets me laid tonight!

"There's no end to what you can…imagine!"

You're both being such hipsters right now.

CAN IT, HIPSTER!

Man, I needed that. Thanks, Hoff.

Beatles! Stop fighting here in India!

@DPA: I hope they fry that Bastard!

That Funke is overrated!

SHE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING SISTER! SHE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING DAUGHTER! SHE'S MY MOTHERFUCKING SISTER AND MY MOTHERFUCKING DAUGHTER!

It really does come out of nowhere when he says that, if you watch the movie. They're formulating a plan, and then someone says something, and all of a sudden he's like "I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!" I mean, it doesn't matter, but it's kind of funny how out of nowhere it is.…

Everyone should get all of the volumes of the "Mondo Morricone" series, you put it on and instantly feel cooler, even if you're just sitting around commenting on the AV Club.

Guess that makes you a murderer.

It's really best to go into the Carpenter version of the film with as little knowledge of what you're about to see as possible. Somehow I managed to avoid all the spoilers before I saw the film, and I was lucky enough to watch it in the middle of a blizzard with some good friends and plenty of beers. One of the best…

Spiritualized
Track one off of "Ladies and Gentleman We're Floating In Space". Epic death.