One of my professors from college was a writer for Rugrats. He actually won an Emmy for writing the episode that introduced Reptar. True story.

Those weren't smoke machines during OFWGKTA's performance, let's just say that.

Pretty sure that Oldman was in more than one scene in True Romance, but yeah, anything that requires him to play a White Rasta Pimp is something I'll endorse.

There are actually some pretty decent kids shows out there these days. I sure wish Yo Gabba Gabba and Adventure Time were around when I was a young'n.

Ricky Springfield! He's a BUDDY OF MINE!

You know what Nicktoon doesn't get mentioned nearly as much as it should? AAAAH! Real Monsters. That was an awesome show.

My favorite episode of Hey Arnold is the one where he realizes that everything bad that has ever happened to Eugene the nerd is accidentally his fault in some really weird, roundabout ways, so he tries to make it up to him, but of course it goes horribly wrong. Hey Arnold was a gutsy show. And also, as Wax Tom Cruise…

mccloud, Papercut was the main villain in the epic and heartbreaking two-parter, "Farewell, My Little Viking", in which we all said goodbye to Artie The Strongest Man in the World. I still get choked up at the end of that episode all these years later.

Here's the mail!
It never fails!
It makes me wanna wag my tail!
When it comes I wanna wail—-
MMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!

I remember in 4th or 5th grade hearing that urban legend that Steve had died of a heroin overdose. A few years later he put out that record with the Flaming Lips as his backing band, and I saw him do an interview or something, saying that the urban legend really bummed him out. Cool story, I know.

I actually read her book, and the title is kind of misleading. She only dated one Indie Rocker, and to even call it dating is kind of a stretch. Funny book, although it kind of made me feel like shit for being a dude (probably didn't help that I read it right after I got dumped, but whatever).

Maybe put some sort of buffer activity in between the dinner and the boots-knockin'? Like a movie or a nice romantic stroll through a park? That way you have time to digest and by the time you get home, sloshy sex won't even be an issue, nor will you run into the laziness issue that could potentially arise if you…

I ain't admittin' I directed no Room, ya freak biatch!

"That's meeeeee!"

"Ehh, it's been done."

Maybe now Arcade Fire will take barbershop in strange new directions!

Right now it's 12:23 AM, Monday Feb. 14th, someone should probably check to see if he's still doing that fucking monologue. Holy shit did that motherfucker drag on and on.

I honestly hadn't noticed Killen that much this season, but he totally walked away with every sketch he was in last night (even that extremely unfunny vacation sweepstakes sketch). His Eminem just yelling the word "KNIFE!" had me in hysterics. Second biggest laugh of the night, after Stefon's "a wise old turtle that…

The problem with Chris Brown (aside from the whole, you know, beating the shit out of a woman thing) was that in his apology press tour afterwards, he somehow managed to paint himself as a victim, as if he was the one who was really suffering for having to go on Larry King and apologize for punching his girlfriend in…

Judging from the fact that one of his electric cars had to go and pull a Christine and light one of his warehouses on fire, odds are there's a ton of great unreleased Neil that's never gonna be heard now. Damn shame.