Shit, just the idea of Greenaway doing any superhero movie has got me drooling a little bit…

I always thought Cunningham would've been the perfect choice to direct a film version of Stephen King's "Cell". Fuck Eli Roth.

I read that another choice Kubrick was mulling over to play Napoleon was David Hemmings from Blow-Up. Smarmy British hipster Napoleon would have been awesome.

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I didn't notice, I was too busy givin' Robocop a blowjob!

In one of the TV adds for this, the overly cheery narrator says something along the lines of "Shakespeare will be rolling in his grave…WITH LAUGHTER!" I think that just about says it all.

Shit, reading this thread is like looking into a mirror while also holding another mirror behind me.

(My 8th grade lit teacher was really hot)

Well, duh. Now, if I was hiding it behind a copy of Last of the Mohicans, then it'd really be a nostalgia trip.

Man, I feel like I'm in 8th grade again
This song rules.

1998 is all about In The Aeroplane Over The Sea, obviously. In retrospect, anyway. I was 11 at the time, so I was probably listening to Fastball or Barenaked Ladies or some shit.

Even worse than Joe Pesci's hip-hop record?! Really?!

Penguin just won the internet. Shut it down. Congratulations, Penguin.

Man, it's been ten years, and I'll still occasionally wonder what the fuck a Chocolate Starfish is, and why it lives in some Hot Dog Flavored Water. I should start working on my taxes.

The high point of TRL was the day that "The Bum-Bum Song" by Tom Green got to number one. Obviously.

Pol Pot=All the members of Orgy.

Oh God, high school?! I MEANT JUNIOR HIGH. I was a total Indie Fuck in High School.

Yeeeeeeah, 12 year old Eliminator Jr. definitely rocked a backwards red Yankees cap for most of high school. And owned albums by both Limp Bizkit and Korn (I scratched the Parental Advisory stickers off the front of the jewel case and told my parents that I found them in the used section of FYE at the mall, they were…

He did a secret show at UCB in New York a few weeks ago, essentially to test out his new material before a show at Carnegie Hall the next night, and it was fantastic. I was right up front, like four or five feet away from him. And to make it even more surreal, both Gabriel Byrne and Michael Pena (the crazy baseball…

Was that LB show this past summer? With Pissed Jeans and Double Dagger? If so I was totally there too, and it was insane. It was so fucking hot in there, I'm amazed no one died.