"Sweatshirtie is a boy!"

I totally agree about seeing a great comedy in the theater (seeing both Borat opening night was almost unreal, as was Step Brothers), and I feel like the same principle can be applied to a good horror movie. One of the most fun experiences I've ever had at the movies was seeing Drag Me To Hell with a half full theater…

Oh, also, seeing a midnight screening of Birdemic: Shock and Terror with a packed crowd was one of the highlights of the last year for me. When the first shot of the shitty digital birds reigning down terror on L.A., the entire audience cheered so loud you couldn't even hear the movie.

See, that's probably the mistake I made with Grindhouse. By the time I got around to seeing it, it had already been in theaters for like, two weeks. I saw it on a weekday afternoon, and there were only like, four or five other people in the theater (including a woman who had to be in her 80's and her Jamaican nurse,…

Man, I was twelve years old at the time, and even I realized that the movie was a piece of shit. It was heartbreaking.

77BOADRUM
The first Boredoms drum circle on the Brooklyn waterfront back in '07. It was a truly cosmic experience, just everything about it. You haven't truly lived until feeling the force of 77 people drumming all at once while a crazed Japanese guy with dreadlocks beats the shit out of a giant 7-neck guitar with a…

The Room is one of those things that you have to experience in a group, otherwise you'll feel like you're losing your mind. I went to a screening last year, without knowing anyone there, and it was so much fun.

What do you need that for, Dude?

Well, guess we can close the file on that one!

Oh, that must be exhausting.

My dirty undies, dude. Laundry. The WHITES!

Just because we're bereift doesn't make us saps!

Shit, I couldn't sleep for days because of the lakeside picnic stabbing scene in Zodiac. Truly chilling stuff.

Honestly, the only part of SALO that truly bothered me was when the girl eats the piece of bread filled with nails. That made me really squeamish. The rest of it, since I had heard so much about it before watching (especially all the shit eating), didn't really phase me. And yeah, Henry has some really disturbing…

I guess I have eight months to decide whether I actually want to meet any of you in person.

Hopefully he'll play his classic song about the portly, dim-witted supporting character on History Channel's reality juggernaut Pawn Stars, "Oh Chumlee"

Don't play cards with SATAAAAAAAAAAAN! He'll deal you an awful hand!

ALGEBRAIC!

Yeah I would consider myself a fan of The Clientele, SOTL, Buster Keaton, The Brothers Quay (they went to the same college as I did!), and La Jetee.

WHORES DON'T GET A SECOND CHANCE!
hahaha what a dumb movie. fun though!