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What is the difference between Teddy Grahams the graham crackers and Teddy Grahams the breakfast cereal? Was there any?

Ah, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs. You seem so quaint and conservative in comparison now.

I think he would have died sooner.

What the fuck was up with that shirt? I'm a slob and even I was offended by his appearance.

Might as well ask here.

I've recently started jumping past the first 10-15 minutes of each episodes. Doing that, along with a guest I'll probably enjoy, has greatly increased the listenability of that show for me.

Their Spring Break renditions of 'Grind House' was required shame viewing for a young Otter. Their fashion shows also sometimes contained partial nudity via very sheer bathing suits (never figured out how that flew outside of Spanish television, but hey, I'll take what I can get).

"You have selected FTL NAVIGATOR for your class. Your specialties include CRAZY PHYSICS, STARING AT MAPS, and GETTING YELLED AT FOR LEAVING A THIRD OF THE FLEET BEHIND."

If my keyboard wasn't choked with Cheetos dust, I would write him a long complaint (assuming I didn't get winded in the process).

I choose to remain ignorant on all the previous examples.

People also follow cover bands. People are a strange breed, indeed.

Ah, herpes and Rohypnol. Finally someone has made a movie celebrating the two of you.

DJs with a following bring more people out to events than DJ Sophomore and his birthday iPad.

Alright, I'll be the one guy to defend those two shots. They were small, simple moments in a show that doesn't utilize many of them. They also remind me of the first season episode where the legless zombie is dragging itself through that open field.

Right up until that scene I was thinking "Wow, this episode is sailing along smoothly. Limited character groupings, drama coming about naturally, a solid scary opening, and I even enjoyed that scene with Lori and Maggie in the kitchen. This might be the best overall epi-"

In an surprise upset decision, the knife fight goes to the cane from Citizen Kane.

It's a bit of a toss-up. Both start off with a bit of a bang, then lots of talking, one good instance of dead people, and every five installments or so everyone likes the ending.

I've heard the original since the SNL performance. You can hear her well enough there. If the band had actually been blasting all those Marshall stacks I could understand them struggling to mix the vocals in, but as is I think it was just poor mixing considering there seemed to be so few elements at play.

Lightning Bolt usually doesn't play on stages, right?

Really, Sun Ra? I'd love to see that one.