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yr totally right; my bad.
i should've said something more along the lines of "key grip-like charms"
totally my fault
i certainly don't want him to become leading-man material

plus, it has the awesome star-power of peter dinklage.
OOH! interview THAT mo-fo! PETER DINKLAGE. i'm not going to pull "semi-celebrity" jokes here…i just won't…but…he qualifies, does he not?

i especially love how he flips off his girlfriend while twirling around the pole, his back to her and the bird behind him in odd triumph.
and how he air guitars in the final wind-blowing scene. it epitomizes that character, but just perfectly.

the baxter
that movie shows the extent of his lead-man charms: he can be lead-man material but he can also play a schmaltzy tossed load with the cuteness of a thousand kittens (not attended by dale bozzio, though)

if not easier, certainly more ergonomic.
ergonomic…
but, yep, 17 and in my best jail-bait uniform. it was in the american hall in san francisco.
the concert was awesome just for a 17 year old kid, being shat on by a person who sings like he gets shit on every damn day…didn't feel that good.
not an ergonomic moment.

red house painters
not that the concert was bad, but i was 17 and i thought me and the bassist were "making eyes" at each other so i went backstage to meet him. i ran into mark kozelek (sp?) and i got out my journal and asked if he would sign it. (he was flanked by two blonde bimbos, easily out of a whitesnake video.)