"righting exploding robots full of blood" - if they fall over, they blow up.

I initially had that vague aversion to this show without even watching it, but it's actually pretty funny.

No, he'll QWOP away.

Inb4 tl;dr

They DO kick his ass, but he seems to recover incredibly well. A little blood here and there, but no obvious broken bones, concussions, etc (okay, a COUPLE obvious broken bones at the end). I know it's pretty common in movies for the good guys to sustain all kinds of damage, but he REALLY takes an ass kicking but…

Oh MarcInGA… It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response… Shall we continue?

Ridley: I've done… questionable things, like Robin Hood and 1492.

YO MOMA "Should I continue?" - No.

"Being old doesn't make him irrelevant, but failing to make a decent album in over a decade does."

Can't tell if troll or…

I was told I was inhuman for not crying at Schindler's List (but this was the same person who "couldn't BELIEVE" I don't like Lenny Kravitz).

Also…
…he's gay.

http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Nah, it just skips to the next Pop Pilgrim video, I think.

Baltimore Sun article re: Puppy hush money
http://tinyurl.com/6xhyj7n

Right? That's seriously annoying.

Back when I frequented the Mt. Royal Tavern, you could usually spot some of the older MICA professors getting their drink on between classes (often with students). And they had "Fat Bottom Girls" on the jukebox. We drank pitchers of PBR, but just because it was cheap.

Oh. Well. Never mind, then. Yeah, look at that: "The monument was closed in June 2010 for safety reasons, according to articles in the "Baltimore Sun" and "Washington Post" newspapers. Missing mortar and rusted support brackets were among specific safety concerns. While reports initially indicated the closure would…

Nah, Hamilton Tavern has the best burger in the city, but it's probably not on anyone's tourism list - too far from downtown. Actually, the Hamilton-Lauraville area has some really great food - the aforementioned Tavern, Clementine, the Chameleon, etc.

Actually…
"it's an exercise in gratuitous puppet violence that makes Peter Jackson's Meet The Feebles look positively saccharine. "