I stopped watching the moment I realized that no writer on the show thought that the actual of number of movies starring Nicholas Cage in the past 11 years would be funnier than the exaggeration of 600. The actual number, which I won't bother to calculate, would have been much funnier, and any writer worth a damn…

Good God. Moonfaced Meg is the worst. Honestly, the sight of her annoys me.

I'm too lazy to find the commenter who beat me to the punch with the threat to end the writer who wrote "You sunk my battleship" into the script. I know it's in here somewhere.

Yes. Absolutely. Even the beginning of Up only got me misty eyed the first time I saw it. But Jurassic Bark still kills me every time I watch it. With the Connie Francis and the time passing and the head laying down and the eyes closing … I need a hug.

What's wrong with you, Matt Wild?
You're not even going to bring your towel???

@Cory Casciato
You're not the first to wonder how Johnny won that fiddlin' contest, Cory. John Moe's "Thirty-nine questions for Charlie Daniels upon hearing 'The Devil Went Down to Georgia' for the First Time in 25 Years" never fails to make me laugh.

I went ahead and did a Ctrl+F for Barthelme on this page, knowing full well someone had beaten me to the punch. Well done, Funzo.

Some asshole acquaintance posted who died in this episode on Facebook almost immediately after it aired in central time. I watched last night and was unable to get emotionally involved during the climax as I was far too angry. I'm still seething over it.

Hatred of Pearl Jam aside…
I absolutely hate the music section of every Target I've ever been to. It's always been disorganized and the selection terrible. I love the rest of Target, but if they're so intent on getting big into selling music, I think they should first teach their employees to alphabetize and maybe…

One thing that bothers me more than anything about her response is "because that's how I was raised." That's a terrible argument, especially something that affects way more people than just her family. Basically all I heard was "I'm a stupid fucking fundamentalist because my family is full of stupid fucking…

Oh, but you said broadcast TV.
Oh well. Still worth mentioning.

Not to mention the Cylon #6 snapping a baby's neck in the first 20 minutes of the BSG miniseries.

Well, while Bill is fairly awesome, he's no Jack Bauer/Aaron Pierce/one-man army. He knew his best bet was to give it up … for now.

Good point. And Juma told Dubaku Jr. that his father was arranging their get-away. So is Juma the only one who's aware it's a suicide mission? And since when are these the religious types of terrorists? I thought Juma was just a regular godless despot.

Juma's plan?
Seriously, what could his endgame possibly be? He knows he's not going to make it out alive, and it sounds like he's planning on killing the President. So even if the "last statement she'll ever make" is a forced order to stop the invasion of whatever made-up country they're invading, the U.S. forces will…

Nah, he was slow on the trigger because he was putting himself between the shooter and the first daughter.