LOL your daughter can't talk good.

Ahhhhhh….way too on the nose! I've never seen that, it's extremely accurate.

Also known as the LaxBroSnackPack

A chain like this won't work because no one's paying fast casual prices for a sandwich with three ingredients.

Four stars, would get sandwich thrown at me again.

You need to start knocking paperwork out of your coworkers' hands ASAP.

You're Fake Views.

In all seriousness, it was a bit of a surprise but we're thrilled. So thanks :-)

This weekend I had a myriad of different beers….

Having Another Kid Thread

After an unhealthy weekend, I'm looking to eat healthier as I return to a more normal routine. Dinner last night was roasted brussels w/ garlic & onion, and some chicken breast pieces sauteed in olive oil, over some couscous w/ scallion.

You must be totally buggin' over that header image then.

I own that white platter with handles. It's great for carrying foodstuffs to and from the grill.

It's time to play app or DJ!:

Super excited for:
Jason Isbell
Big Thief

I got a covfefe notification for this?!?

Quit these pretentious things, and just punch the Kremlin.

RDRR!

Two BBQs at friends' houses.

There's a point in that episode where he says something along the lines of "Could I have some Tab soda in your largest glass?" And it was the most perfectly simple and hilarious thing that could have happened.