News to me, too….jesus.

Finally, they unleashed the dragon.

And yet….they are…

I heard they didn't invite Wolfman to the reunion because he was too scary.

True, although IIRC, a lot of additional scenes featuring his Mr. White character and a male companion were left on the cutting room floor.

"Now it's time to do your best Del Paxton….

all day? at the dentist?!

He wasn't offered enough presidential flashcards to attend.

Bill Burr wanted it slow, but he was WRONG; it's an uptempo number.

jokes on you, she's dead!

Remember the AV Club Goldblum rush of 2017? One more newswire and this qualifies…

that could be quite a workout - if you keep up that regimen, you'll burn all that fat and be Skaneateles.

These are all Great.

Peaches don't come from cans. So….debatable.

With Radiohead's spooky music slinking its way through Cleveland, the lake won't be the only thing that's…..

This sounds even better on Rice Krispies; The snaps, crackles, and pops really add a warmth to it.

Like an alternate ending to The Goonies

If he is getting bland rolls, I'd blame craft services.

NOTCHES

And here I am, uhhh, on the internet, umm…talking to myself.