The New England vs. Manhattan clam chowder debate of this millenium.

"My tax returns look just like Sia, you can't see 'er"
- DJ Cheeto Prez

I'm going to watch college basketball, because it's March. Sorry, Feud.

If you break your leg twice, don't limp back home. Call a Lyft. Or better yet, go to the hospital.

Vermouth: It Can be Two Things!

Chance should collaborate with Noah Vanderhoff.

Arnold saying "You're Fired" in True Lies > Donny coasting off reality show celebrity cribbing the same words as his own catch phrase.

….butt stuff?

I laughed way too hard at this.

I was really hoping that this was a collaborative album from Alabama Shakes and At The Drive-In.

Trevor Noah helped me move last week.

ME TOO!

I really want to open a Vape/MMA lounge called Vapes Of Wrath

He posted this study's results in 2015.

I'd like to think that story is titled "The Last Time I was Invited To Brunch"

I live in the Capital Region in NY - True story that happened about a week ago - I drive through some real rural areas to pick up KGB Jr from daycare, including past this one real ramshackle place with a confederate flag proudly adorning the side of the shitty house. I never pay much attention to it, but last Friday a…

I was promised Pork Rectums!

I thought the same. It was like he was pulling his version of an Andy Kaufman almost.

I actually enjoyed listening to the trainwreck this time around, knowing that A. It was Onur, who's just proving to be a shithead, B. It happens quickly enough so it didn't bog the whole thing down, and C. you know it's coming.

I'm literally listening to this right now on my itunes feed, and it's….wow.