…because that's what self-haters do, not because you deserve it.

We'll get back to you- in the mean time, punch yourself in the nuts a few times.

It's too late for it but I'm hoping for a season dedicated to the Mighty Sparrow, King of Calypso.

Jesus let's not get too far out in the weeds here- the point is that Bobby is right that the club is facing crushing medical bills.

This is almost a competition of words as much as it is cooking. When you say you're going to cook "your food" and then it sucks and you say you wish you'd gone with your instincts, well, that's a firing offense. If you include hazelnuts in your dish to complement the hazelnuts that grow near the grapes in the wine…

Yeah sustainable my eye.

Probably by the time you get shivved in the prison yard the likelihood of the insurance company denying your claim is aproaching 99%.

I woke up this morning…
…and Kevin was climbing under my bed. My shoes had been cobbled and polished to perfection.