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The Immortal Mr Teas
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'cuz being disgusted is a bit of a hobby of mine.

'cuz being disgusted is a bit of a hobby of mine.

She has a fat little face.

She has a fat little face.

Soo, the wizard guy was too old to make the journey to the dragon's lair, but he was badass enough to fight a fucking dragon?  In midair?  As much as I am loath to partake in the popular vernacular, but, "WTF?"

Soo, the wizard guy was too old to make the journey to the dragon's lair, but he was badass enough to fight a fucking dragon?  In midair?  As much as I am loath to partake in the popular vernacular, but, "WTF?"

Do you like movies about gladiators, Jimmy?

Do you like movies about gladiators, Jimmy?

Any zombie movies where a guy fucks a zombie girl?  I mean legitimately, not that "Zombie Strippers" nonsense.

Any zombie movies where a guy fucks a zombie girl?  I mean legitimately, not that "Zombie Strippers" nonsense.

Damn, that makes the "Show me your ass!" scene in "Bad Lieutenant" look positively puritanical.

Damn, that makes the "Show me your ass!" scene in "Bad Lieutenant" look positively puritanical.

Bob Barker use to have some women contestants reach into his pocket to fish out a $100 bill.  A "bonus prize," as it were.

Bob Barker use to have some women contestants reach into his pocket to fish out a $100 bill.  A "bonus prize," as it were.

He'll shoehorn in one of history's few female pirates.  Hopefully with her knockers all cinched-up in a corset.

He'll shoehorn in one of history's few female pirates.  Hopefully with her knockers all cinched-up in a corset.

But is it as funny as Irreversible?

But is it as funny as Irreversible?

Still, it's gotta be a dream role…hardly any lines to memorize.

Still, it's gotta be a dream role…hardly any lines to memorize.