The Beatles kinda suck; their entire catalogue is overplayed crap I've been listening to in elevators and department stores since I was six years old.  The day they make a Muzak version of "Gimme Shelter" or "Raining Blood", I will personally slice my own head off out of sheer disgust.

The Beatles kinda suck; their entire catalogue is overplayed crap I've been listening to in elevators and department stores since I was six years old.  The day they make a Muzak version of "Gimme Shelter" or "Raining Blood", I will personally slice my own head off out of sheer disgust.

Is leukemia contagious?  If so, I'm hoping the other two guys caught it.

Is leukemia contagious?  If so, I'm hoping the other two guys caught it.

Fuck the blonde (this should go without saying).  Marry Haji, she was always the hottest in my opinion, and probably cooks some mean ethnic food.  Kill Tura…'cuz if you don't kill her, she's going to kill YOU.

Fuck the blonde (this should go without saying).  Marry Haji, she was always the hottest in my opinion, and probably cooks some mean ethnic food.  Kill Tura…'cuz if you don't kill her, she's going to kill YOU.

I'm lucky enough  to live down the street from a video store that carries his entire library on DVD, bitches.

I'm lucky enough  to live down the street from a video store that carries his entire library on DVD, bitches.

"Motorpsycho" was a lot of fun.  I especially like the part where the thug calls his mom while his goons are gang-raping the chick.  Haji was always my favorite Meyer girl also.  It's fun listening to her accent drift between hispanic and italian.

"Motorpsycho" was a lot of fun.  I especially like the part where the thug calls his mom while his goons are gang-raping the chick.  Haji was always my favorite Meyer girl also.  It's fun listening to her accent drift between hispanic and italian.

"Up!" is one of the strangest, most disorienting movies I've ever seen.  I've seen a lot of strange movies, but that's the only one that lists an icthyologist in the end credits.

"Up!" is one of the strangest, most disorienting movies I've ever seen.  I've seen a lot of strange movies, but that's the only one that lists an icthyologist in the end credits.

The one piece of advice intend to pass on to my future son: "Son, Latinas are pretty hot, until you've been stabbed by one".

The one piece of advice intend to pass on to my future son: "Son, Latinas are pretty hot, until you've been stabbed by one".

Maria Conchita Alonso had one of the best asses ever in "The Running Man".  Watching her almost makes me want to start dating Latinas again.

Maria Conchita Alonso had one of the best asses ever in "The Running Man".  Watching her almost makes me want to start dating Latinas again.

I'm surprised  no Warren Zevon made the list— "Excitable Boy" is the jauntiest song ever, but it includes the lines "He raped her and killed her then he took her home" and "…he dug up her body and made a cage of her bones".  Whoo-hoo, excitable boy!

I'm surprised  no Warren Zevon made the list— "Excitable Boy" is the jauntiest song ever, but it includes the lines "He raped her and killed her then he took her home" and "…he dug up her body and made a cage of her bones".  Whoo-hoo, excitable boy!

The Melanie Safka version…one of my all time favorite songs ever.

The Melanie Safka version…one of my all time favorite songs ever.