Does this signal a resurgance of the late-90s-early-00's trend of naming movies "American  Somethingsomething"?  Well, time to dust off my old screenplay, "American Dickhole".

Mousetrap.  That would be an awesome "Saw"-meets-"The Chipmunks" game  movie.

Florida in general sounds horrible.  Alligators, giant cicadas, rednecks, Cuban coke dealers, humidity, obnoxious college assholes on spring break, elderly drivers doing 30MPH on the freeway.  Sorry folks, it may have its problems, but you're never gonna get better than San Diego on the continental U.S.

Great interview.  Newhart's my all-time favorite…learning that he was an accountant who sort of stumbled his way into comedy seems all-too appropriate for Bob.

I think I'm going to be sick.  Can anyone spare a teaspoon of Li'l Lisa's Patented Animal Slurry?

Oh come on, this show sounds positively infectious!  Y'know, like yeast.

The first time I ever saw Salma Hayak was when she crossed the street & caused the car crash in Desperado.  Brilliant filmmaking.

Raging Bull 2: Electric Boogaloo

Rodriguez's style is closer to the early shock-gore of Titus Andronicus, or perhaps even the earlier, more organic style of Norton & Sackville, a la Gorboduc.  Those Elizabethans were sick fucks.

I figured after "Dark Angel" was canceled, she'd be doing softcore porn within three years.  Damn her success.

Yeah, well Rob Halford can go suck a…uhh, no, wait a minute…

The best part in the whole "Paranormal Activity" series was the scene when Micah is filming Katie's teenaged niece in the pool, and his camera pans down to her tits.  The filmmakers really knew how to make that guy an insufferable dickbag.

Too many great things about Ichi to count:  the costume, watching the girl hop around after he slices her leg off…I think my favorite part was when kicked the little kid who was teasing him.

Stick with Schumann & Chopin.  Stay far, far away from the John Cage stuff, though.

She's like Shirley Temple, but black.

Mmmm, mussels!  Throw a little roquefort cheese sauce on those bad boys, serve with a nice pinot grigio, and you have a meal fit for a king.  Female genitalia is strange and disturbing.

I AM 5'8" TALL, AND AS STRONG AS A MOVING VAN.  DOES ANYONE HERE KNOW A ROBOT GIRL WHO WANTS TO MEET A MECHANICAL MAN?

I agree.  The Onion had a story about this a while back about a husband & wife's differing views of "spicing up" their sex life.  The wife mentioned candles, massages, and silk sheets; The husband was all about leather restraints, anal sex, and threesomes.

I was thinking more Demi Moore.  That's like comparing her attractiveness to Mussolini.

Thank you, Rabin, for calling out this "quirkiness-stacked-on-top-of-more-quirkiness" for the crap it is.  I've been actively hostile toward this shit ever since Garden State.